Paul Duncan at Out and Abouter has done it again. The title of this piece says it all, but the rest is as funny as ever, if anything about the coronavirus can be funny. Hopefully all decision makers reading it will understand that it’s satire! 😏
As calls in many nations grow to reopen the economy as quickly as possible – curves, consequences, and transmission rates be damned – support for the initiative has come from a not-unexpected quarter: that of the International League of Coronaviruses, Local COVID-19.
“If you ask us, we don’t know why you closed it down in the first place,” a spokesparasite for the novel coronavirus said, after being reached for comment while trapped in the elevator of a quiet office building. “You wouldn’t believe how hard it’s made it for us to spread. We would greatly appreciate it if you would all just return to focussing on the money you could be making, goods you could be exchanging, and speaking you could be uttering moistly.”
While many governments of the world have sworn they are not working on behalf of the disease, that their actions would seem to say otherwise has…
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