The Out and Abouter, my favourite satirist, may have moved to the UK, but his heart is still in Canada, celebrating the Toronto Raptors’ magical winning of the NBA Championship! As he says, “No, we’re not sorry!”
CHURONNO – As they took to madly celebrating their first basketball championship, the remote northern nation of Canada (pronounced KAAN-AH-DAH) has immediately made one thing absolutely clear: This time, they are not sorry.
With the Game 6 final score of 114-110 still fresh and warm, not yet having taken up its special place in the walk-in freezer of Canadian history, the home-and-native-landers threw their arms in the air and let out a collective, prolonged, guttural rebel yell. One that echoed from rocky coast to rocky coast, to frozen coast, to border hedge, and served notice that they’re here. They’re sincere. And they’re proud. […]
Read his full, funny non-apology at this link: Breaking: Canada Not Sorry — The Out And Abouter