All Guns In US Recalled After One Found Covered In Romaine Lettuce — The Out And Abouter

More brilliant satire from Out and Abouter!

“We just can’t be too careful when it comes to the possible risk of E. coli contamination,” said the head of the CDC, Ned Sanders, speaking to reporters shortly after his agency informed Americans they would need to turn in their guns, in the wake of a firearm being found in close proximity to some romaine […]

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2 Responses to All Guns In US Recalled After One Found Covered In Romaine Lettuce — The Out And Abouter

  1. smilecalm says:

    as it
    should
    be 🙂

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